Für die Avah von den -PinkUnicorns- : The Duck Story

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey!"" bam bam bam, "got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade, but it´s cold and it´s fresh and it´s all home-made. Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said: "I´ll pass." Then he waddled away - waddle waddle - 'til the very next day. Bam bam bam bam bam badam...
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey!"" bam bam bam, "got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade, okay? Why not give it a try?"
The duck said: "Goodbye." Then he waddled away - waddle waddle. Then he waddled away - waddle waddle. Then he waddled away - waddle waddle... 'til the very next day. Bam bam bam bam bam badam...
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey!"" bam bam bam, "got any grapes?"
The man said: "Look, this is getting old, I mean, lemonades are all we´ve ever sold. Why not give it a go?"
The duck said: "How about... no?" Then he waddled away - waddle waddle. Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away - waddle waddle... 'til the very next day. Bam bam bam bam bam badam...
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey!"" bam bam bam, "got any grapes?"
The man said: "That´s it! If you don´t stay away, duck, I´ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck! So don´t get too close!"
The duck said: "Adios!" Then he waddled away - waddle waddle. Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away - waddle waddle... 'til the very next day. Bam bam bam bam bam badam...
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey!"" bam bam bam, "got any glue?"
The man said: "What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why should I... oh..." "Then one more question for you... got any grapes?" Bam bam bam... bam bam bam...
And the man just stopped; then he started to smile; he started to laugh - he laughed for a while. He said: "Come on, duck! Let´s walk to the store, I´ll buy you some grapes, so you don´t have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck, and the duck said: "Hmmmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day! Do you think this store... do you think this store... do you think the store... has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle. Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away - waddle waddle...
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dankeschön ;D

gerne doch^^

wie geil xD

srsly???

SRSLY!^^

Bam bam bam... badam badam...
A duck walked up to a corner store and he said to the woman, running the store: "Hey!" bam bam bam "got any grapes?"
The woman said: "No, it´s a corner store, I mean, grapes aren´t really what we´re known for. We´ve got some grape drinks..?"
The duck said: "They kinda stink!" Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, ´til the very next day. Bam bam bam bam bam badam...
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman, running the store: "Hey!" bam bam bam "got any grapes?"
The woman said: "Oh, it´s you again, duck! I already told you, you´re out of luck. We´ve got some grape gum..?"
The duck said:"I´ll take... none!" Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, then he waddled away, waddle waddle, then he waddled away, waddle waddle, ´til the very next day. Bam bam bam bam bam badam...
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman, running the store: "Hey!" bam bam bam "got any grapes?"
The woman said: "Look, I´m trying not to shout, but please either buy something or get out! We don´t sell fruits!"
The duck said: "I´m kinda cute." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle, then he waddled away, waddle waddle, ´til the very next day. Bam bam bam bam bam badam...
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman, running the store: "Hey!" bam bam bam "got any grapes?"
The woman said: "That´s it! The next time you´ll ask for grapes, I´m gonna tape you the wall with this duck tape! Do I made myself clear?"
The duck said: "Yes, dear!" Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle, then he waddled away, waddle waddle, ´til the very next day. Bam bam bam bam bam badam...
When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman, running the store: "Hey!" bam bam bam "got any grape chopstick?" "What?" "Got any grape chopstick?" "Actually, we do. but you don´t have any money, do you?" "Do you think you could... do you think you could... do you think you could... put it on my bill?" Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle, then he waddled away, waddle waddle...
THE END AGAIN...

thx again ;D

jojo^^